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Help us to stop Mean Martin Manning. If you see him,
e-mail us with a detailed description of where he was and what he was
doing. Below, we'll post your reports of the most recent sightings of Mean Martin Manning's
assault on goodness and decency.
March 29,
Peter Harrelly
wrote:
"Mean Martin Manning stole my bicycle.
It was outside my house, chained to the railing by the steps, and now it's
gone. My friend Kenny saw him riding my bike down Bell Boulevard. I want my
bike back!"
[note from Dr. Karen -- Petey,
with Alice Pitney on the case,
I'm sure we'll find Mean Martin Manning and will have your bicycle back in
no time. And always remember to wear a helmet. You and your brain matter to
us.]
November 29, Ron Schorr
wrote:
"I saw him at Wendy's on Street road in
Bensalem. He was eating one of their delicious new Frescatta sandwiches. I
thought for a second that he might have a gun in his pocket. Help!!"
[note from Dr. Karen -- Ronny,
keep those eyes peeled. We'll catch him yet. But don't fall for the fast
food propaganda; there is nothing delicious about their food. It sounds like
you might need an intervention ... my people might be contacting you.]
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